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albionite Curious About Ghosts


Joined: 12 Sep 2007 Posts: 21 Location: albion,Pa
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Posted: Sep Mon 24, 2007 10:54 pm Post subject: WHY HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN SEX |
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I came across this on the net and thought I would share it
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You have less guilt the next morning.
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR! |
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em I Realize The Warrens Are Full O' Poop

Joined: 30 May 2007 Posts: 444 Location: sydney!!
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Posted: Sep Tue 25, 2007 5:35 am Post subject: |
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hahahahaha.........i like that !!! but nothin beats the real thing!! sorry!!!!  |
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butterfly39 I Realize TAPS Fakes Evidence


Joined: 26 Apr 2007 Posts: 327
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Posted: Sep Tue 25, 2007 7:35 am Post subject: |
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OMG! That is tooooo funny! But I definitely agree with Em. Sex is better  |
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