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creepycritter
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 Posted: Jun Tue 13, 2006 8:52 am Post subject: ur NASTY Genasty! |
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Genasty, you big fat hairy cow!
What is that ur eating NOW??
Put down that hot dog & those fries!
We're sick of all your bullshit lies!
Put down those pop-tarts & that cheese!
You're nothin but a nasty sleeze!
Change ur moo-moo!
Clean your house!
Quit being sucha
big FAT louse!
It's true you are the Twinky queen
and no, I'm not just being mean.
You're hated near,
You're hated far,
You're wider than
my friggin' CAR!
Get that corn dog outta ur mouth
And clean that gross, DISGUSTING house!
It's true ur nothin but damn trouble,
and ur big fat chins are double!
Now quit gnawing at that steak,
coz ur chair's about to break!
Get off ur butt you lazy cow!
Put that rump roast down RIGHT NOW!
You've banned us all
but we don't care
coz you don't change
your under wear!
You got a boyfriend
they call Wizard
but he just buys you
chicken gizzards
He's really 'bout
as dumb as you,
I heard his wee-wee
is small too...
You really do not even MATTER!
You just sit there getting FATTER!
Yeah, YOU'RE the one we love to hate,
Your site SUCKS! But this one's GREAT!!
I've said my peace,
I'll stop for NOW,
but I'll be BACK
YOU FLABBY COW!! 
(Thanks for letting me vent guys! I truly despise that FAT COW.) 
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fratka
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Location: Alvin, TX
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| Posted: Jun Tue 13, 2006 9:15 am Post subject: |
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Well, thats what this section is for...LOL. Damn! Just make sure you don't throw around any threats.
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creepycritter
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| Posted: Jun Tue 13, 2006 9:41 am Post subject: That Battle Axe |
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don't worry. She isn't WORTH threatening. I'd rather just give her some of her own medicine. The Cow.
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fratka
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| Posted: Jun Tue 13, 2006 10:24 am Post subject: |
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You must've got it bad. What did you do to get banned? Read to many lines without posting? Said something about ghosts or just breath?
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Aedryan Methyus
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| Posted: Jun Tue 13, 2006 10:51 am Post subject: |
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LMFAO!!!! That is absolutely freaking brilliant, Critter! It never seizes to amaze me how many people hate that fat cow. There were literally a few hundred posts about her from dozens of people in our old forums before we moved, Critter. Others had written poems about her too. Yours is by far the best though! LOL
Thanks for sharing!
- Aedryan
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creepycritter
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| Posted: Jun Tue 13, 2006 11:00 am Post subject: |
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I read too many lines with out posting, and she accused me of being a spy for another site. (Must be paranoid huh??) Then she threw me in her stupid little trashcan, and told everybody on the site I was a hacker. (Which is totally ABSURD! I wouldn't even know where to BEGIN to try & hack somebody-besides that, I think it's childish.) And after that, I had a lot of trouble with my computer I've never had before, and ended up getting a virus. If you ask me, SHE'S the hacker! And just a pure out biOtch too. But I'm glad you enjoyed the poem, anyway. I sincerely hope she sees it, coz I've heard she visits this site. lol... I coulda gone on all day. 
Genasty, ur NASTY!!
You eat too much butter.
Your house is just grody!
and piled high with clutter.
You woof down ur Twinkies,
and cram down ur chips,
Just look at those buttocks!
Just look at those hips!
Your brain is all CRAZY!
You're REALLY a drag!
Must SUCK to be YOU,
You old wrinkly HAG!
(lol...I feel MUCH BETTER now! THANK YOU for this column. I NEEDED THAT!) 
REMEMBER ME BIOTCH???
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Aedryan Methyus
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| Posted: Jun Tue 13, 2006 11:33 am Post subject: |
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Did you get my email, Critter?
- Aedryan
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creepycritter
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| Posted: Jun Tue 13, 2006 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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Goin there now--->
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creepycritter
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| Posted: Jun Tue 13, 2006 12:49 pm Post subject: Genasty's SO FAT, she uses a VCR for a beeper! |
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heh heh heh....MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Brilliant Aedryan!
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