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creepycritter
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 Posted: Jun Fri 16, 2006 8:25 pm Post subject: The Day Genasty Went Outside... |
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Genasty went outside one day,
and found the sun had gone away.
She hung her drawers up on the line,
but still the sun refused to shine.
Her neighbors thought it an eclipse,
but it was just Genasty's big fat hips.
Genasty left her drawers to dry,
while she ate sixteen pecan pies.
She ate a buzzard & a chicken,
and thought they were so finger-lickin.
She ate one hundred chili-dogs
because she is a big fat hog.
Her neighbors hid inside their homes
while she ate a case of honeycombs
She ate a turkey, and a cow
then said, "They MUST be dry BY NOW!"
So she oozed on back
towards the line,
then once again,
she stopped to dine...
She scratched her big
old wrinkly butt,
then ate two hundred
coconuts.
The sun still hid
behind the clouds,
and said "I SHANT
come out right now!"
The sun said, "DAMN!
That bitch is ROUND!"
"And I swear she weighs
Six Hundred Pounds!"
"Genasty said "Damn!"
"My THONGS are wet!"
"Why, I SWEAR I'll BAN
that Damn Sun YET!"
Then she waddled back
towards her house,
but first she stopped,
to eat a mouse.
The squirrels hid high
up in the trees,
and huddled with
the frightened bees.
The nieghbors said "DAMN!"
"That bitch is FAT!!"
While they watched her eat
a Persian Cat.
The sun said
"PLEASE BITCH! GO INSIDE!"
"So I'll no longer,
have to hide!"
Then she hobbled back
to her abode
She had to use
her cracked commode...
The sun then shined
again once more,
but not before
she'd shut that door!
The neighbors sighed
with great relief
she'd surely caused them
certain grief!
So that is why
the sun did HIDE
the day Genasty
went out side...
 heh heh heh...Payback's a bitch.
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Aedryan Methyus
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| Posted: Jun Fri 16, 2006 11:56 pm Post subject: |
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LMFAO!!!! Damn, it's just a shame none of the oldbie Genasty haters are still around these days to enjoy your poems!
- Aedryan
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creepycritter
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| Posted: Jun Sat 17, 2006 10:59 pm Post subject: If u R wot u eat, Genasty's the whole damn grocery store... |
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Ah, don't worry. As long as she's on the net, there will always be more! 
COMING SOON FOR YOUR GENASTY-HATING PLEASURE:
"The Day Genasty Went To TOWN!"
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creepycritter
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| Posted: Jun Sun 18, 2006 1:48 pm Post subject: Hmmm... |
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Hmmm...Wonder if I could e-mail these poems to her?
Bet she'd try to eat the monitor if she saw this...
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creepycritter
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| Posted: Jun Sun 18, 2006 1:54 pm Post subject: heh heh |
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Look! A picture of her inhaling a bat!
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Aedryan Methyus
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| Posted: Jun Mon 19, 2006 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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That's Genasty burping after slamming down a side of beef....
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| Posted: Jun Wed 21, 2006 8:19 am Post subject: |
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You better watch out, if she commits suicide from all these hateful things, she is going to haunt your ass! Then there won't be a damn thing you can do! LOL
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Shark89
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| Posted: Jun Wed 21, 2006 8:40 am Post subject: |
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| Nah, she couldnt haunt him, since she, in all likelihood, is going to die in that chair (that somehow stays up under all her weight) in front of the computer, and her ghost is still going to be way too heavy to move from it. |
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creepycritter
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| Posted: Jun Thu 22, 2006 8:42 pm Post subject: RUT RO! |
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Gee, you might be right about the haunting thing...  I know her FACE haunts me already!
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| Posted: Jun Fri 23, 2006 11:40 am Post subject: |
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It is kinda painful to see! Florida ditch-pig all the way!!! Yee-haw!
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Sassafrascal
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| Posted: Jul Mon 10, 2006 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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| creepycritter wrote: | Ah, don't worry. As long as she's on the net, there will always be more!
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I joined a forum (ghostchatter) last week and was kicked out 10 minutes later by someone that goes by the name of Genesta. When I logged back in I was told I had taken too long to speak. In reality I was updating my profile.
I was so angry, but finding this lovely poem has cheered me up. I'm proud to be a new hater. |
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creepycritter
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| Posted: Jul Thu 13, 2006 12:36 am Post subject: :D |
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 I'm glad I could be of assistance!
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