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Aedryan Methyus
Prestigious Innovator Of Ghost Study
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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 Posted: Aug Fri 22, 2008 12:39 pm Post subject: People Never Cease To Amaze me! |
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*sigh*  We get A LOT of ridiculous emails, but once in awhile we get one that is soooo ridiculous that I just have to share it with people. For all of your enjoyment, here is such an email:
Enjoy!
| Some Wierdo wrote: |
Please refer the ghost problem which I am experiencing presently. I request you to kindly suggest any association/ghost hunters or individual (Ghost buster/Poltergeists) either in NSW (Australia) or in India, so that I can contact them for remedial solution for the problems.
Please find below the present short listed events, problems and history for yr information for remedial solution.
Present Events;
A ghost , we cannot see by human eye, but in the form of human like object (white colored cloud like forms or accumulated hundreds of honey bees ) making problems in the house for me and my children only , wherever we go, any where in the world it follows.
Problems:
1- At present too much problem for my daughter, she is married and having a female child. She is Australian citizen residing at Newcastle. She is computer software engineer. Aged 35. Daughter age 10. Husband employed at Sydney, aged 38, Design Engineer.
2- Evil sprit always taking bad in her brine and disturbing through out night without sleep. Disturbing in the office not allowing her to concentrate her duty.
3- Evil sprit some times scratching her body with nail like fingers makes injuries but not deep injuries.
4- Whatever food she takes the ghost eats them. She feels hungry.
5- She is getting sudden fever frequently.
6- The evil prevents her for going to job or office either by creating high fever or hitting/pressing both the feet and fingers.
7- A terrific incident happening quite few months that sucks her breast. Once started suck, it does not leave, going on sucking hours together.
8- Some times it hit her private part also and making blood injuries.
9- Always make her sick.
10- She is telling, something is going on speaking inside her body.
11- A bad smell sometimes coming from the house. Cloud like objects moving or walking sound in the house sometimes. Wherever, she goes, it is following her.
12- Always very dirty dreams or cobra dreams or dead people dreams coming.
13- It never allows her to sleep .While sleeping it catches her neck and press.
14- While cooking, some times it never allows the rice to cook. In the pressure cooker, rice and water remains uncooked even if we allows to remains in the oven for hours. The rice remains uncooked rice.
15- For me and for my wife sometimes little minor scratch and dirty dreams will come. Nothing else happening.
16- Major problem only for my second daughter in Sydney-Australia.
17- The ghost objective to crush for my whole family.
18- I am Indian national and we tried many people for solve this problem, but nobody provide remedial solution for this.
I am kindly requesting you to initiate some solutions to drive the ghost from my family. I shall be very much thankful if you could kindly do your help and advice me for remedial solution.
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Clearly, the first thing we'll need to do is closely examine photos of her daughter's breasts and "private", so we can assess the situation in a little more detail.... 
- Aedryan
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teelee 2
Infatuation With Ghosts
Joined: 06 Jul 2008
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| Posted: Aug Fri 22, 2008 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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| LoL Aedryan! |
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sol
Curious About Ghosts
Joined: 30 Jul 2008
Posts: 13
Location: cincinnati ohio
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| Posted: Aug Sat 23, 2008 4:55 am Post subject: |
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| "A terrific incident happening quite few months that sucks her breast. Once started suck, it does not leave, going on sucking hours together" some things really do need to be kept in the family =) |
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sol
Curious About Ghosts
Joined: 30 Jul 2008
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Location: cincinnati ohio
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| Posted: Aug Sat 23, 2008 5:01 am Post subject: |
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i think you should keep in contact with them because i have a feeling the next email is going to be even more funny  |
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madcow
Ghost Hunting Enthusiast
Joined: 01 Jan 2007
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17 - and on some nights....hold on please..."yes this is dell tech support...Frank speaking; What is your computer problem........???
18 - my daughter also say.....hold on please...."No. Slurpie is not part of the sale, must buy big gulp.....Now where was I?
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