Paranormal Status - Episode #24

JenaFL · Curious About Ghosts Joined: 11 Jan 2008 Posts: 5

~~~Paranormal Status~~~ Episode #24~ "Colbert Nation. He is and so can you!" or "wiggle wiggle wiggle". Brought to you by Demon Dung Holy Crap Chia Pet Demi-Gods. And by Tampax. It's everywhere you want to be! Order *now* from our website and recieve a 40 piece Stainless-Steel Flatware Set (each piece individually psychically bent by Uri Geller. Fer real!) complete with Wooden Ouija Tray absolutly free! Act now!, before... before.... before it's too late!

Mr. Colbert, it's so nice to meet you. I'm a big fan of the show. "And you are?" My name is... "Didn't my staff send you people 'vote for Huckabee' buttons?" Uhhh... yes they did but.. "well, where are they?" They're out in the van... "Well, GO GET THEM AND PUT THEM ON... NOW!.... and don't EVER take them off!" Uh... yes sir. Uhhhh... so Mr. Colbert, you're having strange occurances here in the studio? "Yes, I am... hold on, I have to make a call...STEWART! My shoe's untied! Get someone over here right now!" Ohh-K... can you tell us about them? "Well, every evening when we're doing the warm up for MY show, the lights will flicker and sometimes the sound will get really loud". Is that all? "What do you mean, is that all? Isn't that enough?" Uhh... sure, I guess but... "There *is* something else though and it really bothers me...." Yes? "Well, everytime I think of Dick Cheney I get this funny sensation and my pants start wiggling.... right up front here." -hehe Ryan? Oh Ryan! You and Chippy come over here please. Ryan, what do make of that wiggle in the front of Mr. Colbert's pants? "Well, it's probably a DEMON! But I sure hope not... hmmmmm...." Chippy: "I think that we should go into the green room and perform a laying on of hands." --OH Sweet Jesus!..... Elfie: "Uhhh...should uhhhh... should I bring that holy oil stuff?" hehe Yea, prolly... Annnddd ACTION! We're here in the green room and... Crew: "Should we really be filming this?" Producer: "Absolutly! If nothing else, we can Photo Shop in Paris Hilton and peddle it on the Internet." ... Ryan: "DEMON! ~XXX-XXX-XXX-XXX-XXX-XXX~ What is your name?" ........ Elfie: "uhhhh.... I don't hear nuthin'". Chippy: "Maybe I should apply more pressure". Yes Chippy, -hehe... I think you should get a better grip. Colbert: "I feel something a little warm and I'm getting really nervous. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M NOT GAY! DO YOU THINK I"M GAY.... I just have these thoughts.... they're not Repulican... well, maybe they are really... but!... GET OUT! GET OUT NOW! And VOTE FOR MIKE HUCKABEE! ----hehehe.... Join us next time for epi 25, "Boofengoober's revisited" or "We musta taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque". Til next time... keep it up!