Paranormal Status Episode #23: "Boofengoobber's"

JenaFL · Curious About Ghosts Joined: 11 Jan 2008 Posts: 5

~~~Paranormal Status~~~ Episode #23:~ "Boofengoobber's Demon Lover" or "Doesn't anybody care that I have teeth marks down there"? Brought to you by Demon's Breath, Getum While They're Young, Baby Powder. Cornstarch or regular. Order *now* from our Paranormal Research Status website and recieve 666% OFF our already low low discount wholesale price on our *best selling*, Brooklyn Bridge! That's right! 666%! How do we do it? Just how *do* we do it? Don't ask 'cause we won't tell! Order within the next 30 minutes and receive a life size replica of Ryan laughing all the way to the bank absolutely free! s&h, a whole bunch...

Annnnddd ACTION!--- Mrs. Boofengoober, "Goob..." Stop! Don't even go there. I'll stick with Boofengoober. So what is all this about teeth marks? "Well, they're on my husbands butt". Teeth marks on his butt you say? hmmmmm... Hey Ryan! "DEMON!!! ~WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF!~ oh... what?" Mr. Boofengoober has teeth marks on his.... wait a minute... where is he??? Knock knock knock.... Elfie!? ELFIE! "Huh?" What are you still doing in the bathroom? "Huh? uhhhhh... I'm not doing nuthin'... uhhh... why do you wanna know?" Well, I don't really but Mr. Boofengoober has teeth marks on his butt. "Yea, I know". Is he in there with you? "Uhhhhh well, no. And Chippy's not either, in fact I'm not really in here so go away and tell Ryan that all the noise comin' from in here is a buncha hopped up monkeys and it'll be awhile before you see him again. He's got a thing about monkeys." Oh jeeze! This is harder than I ever imagined.... Mrs. Boofengoober?.... --Paranormal Status producer: "We just got a call from Stephen Colbert and he's experiencing some really strange phenomena on his set. We need to get the hell out of here! We're talking RATINGS with Stephen Colbert on the show! Get everybody together and lets blow this popsickle stand. And here, Colbert FedEx'd everyone a 'vote for Huckabee button'". --Mrs. Boofengoober: "But Ryan says that he cares about the people, his clients. Yall can't just leave without doin' one of them big city exorcism things." --Producer: "Ryan spews a lot of BS. Get over it! Let's go." Well folks, we're in the van heading out to the Big Apple to meet with Mr. Stephen Colbert! -Girls in back: "Are we there yet?" "I didn't know we left." "Why do we always have to stay in the van or the motel?" "Ryan? What is this banana lookin' thing you gave me?" Uhhhhh... I uhhh... I thought I heard monkeys... Just STFU and go to the back of the van, close the curtains and wait for me. OK?" -Hmmmmmm.... I see this is going to be an interesting trip! CUT! --Watch for epi 24 guest starring Mr. Stephen Colbert! Comming soon!