Paranormal Status-Episode 22

JenaFL · Curious About Ghosts Joined: 11 Jan 2008 Posts: 5

~~~Paranormal Status~~~ Episode #22: Boofengoobber's Demon Lover or
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---When we last saw Ryan and company, Ryan was going to look for ointment to treat Chippy's herpe sores, half the team was in the van burning one and Elfie... well, I don't know where Elfie went. Oh, she's in the bathroom? Did she take her phony Oscar doll with her? Yea? She'll be a while then. Yeeesh!... deep cleansing breaths... OK--- Annnnddd ACTION! Why don't we take this opportunity to chat with Mrs. Boofengoober? Mrs. Boofengoober, Ryan believes.... --could I get someone to scoot these cat turds over to the corner or just put them over there with all the dirty diapers? Whaaaa??? Well, go find Sergey. He doesn't mind doing that kind of thing.... jeezeus!-- As I was saying... Mrs. Boofengoober, "you can just call me Goober. Everyone else does". Hmmmmmm.... I'll bet they do... hehe... Well, Ryan believes that you have a demon ELIBALBILIEALIBILAELBALIELEBILAL in the children's bedroom. "A demon?" STUPID!STUPID!STUPID!STUPID!BS!BS!BS!... oh stop it you guys! Yea, that's funny but it'll just be edited out. OK where was I? Oh yea... Goober...heheheHAHA... CUT CUT CUT! HA HA HA hehehehe HAHaHa hehehe.... oh gosh,,,, I'm sorry... hold on.... hehehe... give me a sec... OK.... Annnnndddd ACTION! hehe... That's right. Ryan believes there's a demon here. hehe... "Well, is it that Beelzabubba character?" Beelzabubba? hehe.... hehehe... No. Beelzabubba is pretty much exclusive to the Athens, Georiga U.G. area I think... hehe... This one, you can't say it's name aloud. "What? Why?" ...hehe... Because.... if you... hehe... if you do... hehehe... if you do... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... CUT! HAHA.... goober... HAHAheheheheHAHAHA... Beelzabubba!... HAHAHAhehehehe... Ryan... AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... I wonder... HAHAhehe... if... hehe... the demon... heHAhe... gave me the giggles?... HAHAHAHAHAHA.....---Will Ryan exorcise my giggle demon? Will Chippy's herpe outbreak clear up? Will Elfie ever get out of the frickin' bathroom? And... what about the teeth marks? Stay tuned kiddies!