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butterfly39
I Realize TAPS Fakes Evidence
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 Posted: Nov Fri 02, 2007 10:37 am Post subject: My daughter sent me this joke... |
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Just had to share it with ya'll.
NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH
Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head No.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again, The hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table.
His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it. |
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Sigur'ros
Curious About Ghosts
Joined: 31 Oct 2007
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Location: Melbourne, Australia.
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| Posted: Nov Fri 02, 2007 6:57 pm Post subject: Re: My daughter sent me this joke... |
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| butterfly39 wrote: | Just had to share it with ya'll.
NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH
Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head No.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again, The hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table.
His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it. |
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em
Aiding In The Advancement Of Ghost Study
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Location: sydney!!
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| Posted: Nov Sun 04, 2007 5:03 am Post subject: |
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| LMFAO!!! Thats a good one....... |
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