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Jemm Infatuation With Ghosts


Joined: 14 Jan 2008 Posts: 66 Location: Sunshine Coast QLD AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Jan Thu 17, 2008 8:47 pm Post subject: Joke..Politicaly Incorrect |
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Apoligising now ...stuff it ..no I'm not.
Black guy walking along the beach feeling really down, kicking shells into the water when he stubbs his toe on something in the sand...
He bends down wipes away the sand and pulls up a magic lamp!
As he brushes off the sand a Genie pops out of the lamp.
The black guy jumps back startled..
The Genie says...
" Do not be afraid, I am here to grant you 3 wishes"
Without skipping a beat the black guy says...
" I wanna be WHITE...UPTIGHT...and..OUTTA SIGHT !!"
SO THE GENIE TURNED HIM INTO A TAMPON!!!
 _________________ Don't get your knickers is a twist..
doesn't solve anything ...
just makes you walk funny ! |
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butterfly39 I Realize TAPS Fakes Evidence


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butterfly39 I Realize TAPS Fakes Evidence


Joined: 26 Apr 2007 Posts: 327
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Posted: Jan Fri 18, 2008 8:46 am Post subject: here's my joke..... |
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One day O. B. L. (Osama), President Bush, and just the average joe were walking down a road, and they came across this lamp. Well, one of them rubbed it, and out pops the genie. He said, "I will grant each of you one wish"
So, the average joe said, "I want to be one of the richest men in the world".
The genie gave him his wish, and the guy left.
Osama said, "I want you to put a huge wall around my country, so my people are safe from americans."
So, the genie granted him his wish, and put him in the country.
P. Bush said (With an evil smile on his face), "I want you to flood Osama's country with water" |
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