Haunted Ebay Items

parlance · Guest

Anyone ever check Ebay for haunted stuff? I think two of the most unusual items posted there were the haunted jockstrap and the haunted hooker doll. The jockstrap alledgedly was owned by a football player who died in an accident. It sold for $26.

The hooker doll listing was saved and posted on another paranormal website in their list of unusual auction items. The story behind the hooker doll says the owners found a parade of GI Joes and other male action figures lined up outside the door of the room the doll was kept in. They kept finding used condoms and a stack of cash by the bed as well.

OOOOOKaaaay!

In doing a general search today, I find a lot of dead witches seem to have relatives who want to rid themselves of jewelry owned by said sorceresses, in spite of alledged beneficial properties attributed to said jewelry. Promises vary from fertility and sexual prowess to psychic ability enhancement, protection, and attracting weath or health or all of the above.

One person claims their great grandmother, Abuela, was a Polish gypsy witch. Funny, but Abuela is Spanish for grandmother. Which makes one wonder why they didn't call the old woman granny in Polish??? Whatever the case, Abuela seems to have owned the contents of a costume jewelry store, judging by the number of items hexed and haunted by her on Ebay.

Haunted dolls are not as common place as haunted witch rings, but the kicker of the week is the rare (and probably highly prized and sought after) Gumby Bubble Bath bottle. Yes, you can have your very own haunted Gumby, and watch out, 'cause he's an angry bubble bath spirit folks!

For those of you who like unusual pets, there is always the fairy in a bottle and a gypsy king or queen in respective vials. All trapped entities guaranteed to bring good luck and fortune! Oh yeah!

fratka · Posted: Jun Fri 09, 2006 7:57 am Post subject:

I see those items from time-to-time on ebay. I must have missed the hooker barbie though!! How freaking hilarious!?!? I wonder how serious the people were who put that on ebay. Did you say whether or not the doll brought any money?

Hell, if I had a stack of cash showing up on my bed because barbie was turning trix, I wouldn't be selling her I would be pimping her out. Shocked

I would call everyone with a GIJoe or Ken doll to come over and make sure the doll had their wallet. Laughing

That is so ridiculously retarded! Wink

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ellycat · Curious About Ghosts Joined: 12 Jul 2007 Posts: 9

that is so funny has anyone heard of th huanted rubber ducky the lady selling had a 2 year old son that had a rubber ducky called yella (cause the ducky was yellow and thats how the kid said yellow ) and the kid never liked it so there stopped giving it to him at bath time and forgot about it well one day he asked for some bath toys to go in the bath she acindtly put yella in. well the kid started saying that yella was angry with him she dissmissed it as a child playing and went away for awhile she then heard her kid scream she went and looked at the child and in the bath tub and all the toys( except the ducky) melting she cou ldnt find a reason why they were she then asked the child why he had screamed the child answered that yella had bit him so she took the child out the tub and look at where the ducky had supposdly bit him and there was a huge bit that was bleeding and she went to take it out of the tub when she did it burnt her getting scared andd angry she threw it against thewall and went to the e r when they got back it was floating in the middle of the tub even though she threw at the wall so she so she put it in a tupper ware container and whent to a prist the prist decieced that the only way to get rid of it was to sell it and tell the it was huanted and thats why it was beening sold

em · Posted: Jul Thu 12, 2007 5:42 am Post subject:

wow, they will sell just about anything on that freakin Ebay......but i must admit that it's pretty funny that someone would try and sell a haunted sex toy.....however interesting that it may be Shocked

i supose if you had a Haunted sex toy fettish then sure why the hell not, people sell chips that look like elvis and people buy them...lol
i mean i know that have Air guitars and stuff and i thought that was far out but this is ridiculous....funny but ridiculous!!!