Good idea for Genasty.....

em · Posted: Jun Tue 26, 2007 12:28 am Post subject: Good idea for Genasty.....

Ok so i have this great story i want to share with you all it's called

Anger Management:
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take It
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd Forgotten to
make. I found the number and dialled it.

A man answered, saying Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing Number!"
and the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's
correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the
last two Digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number Again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled " YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!" and
hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to It, and put it in my
desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd
call him up and yell, "YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "asshole" Calling
would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John
Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with
our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I
quickly called him back and said, "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!" and
hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some
guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot,
but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign In his back window, so
I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had His
number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW Asshole, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

He said, "Yes, it is."

I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"

He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oak Tree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow
Rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen," I asked,
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every evening
after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" He said, "Yes?" I said,
"Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed
dial, too.

Now when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1. He said, "Hello."

I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah," He screamed, "Stop
calling me,"

I said, "Make me,"

He asked, "Who are you?" I said, "My name is Don Hansen."

He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"

I said, "Asshole, I live a t 34 Oak tree Blvd, in Fairfax, in a yellow
rambler, I have a black beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don, and you had better start saying
your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2. He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, asshole,"

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

I said, "You'll what?"

He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass,"

I answered, "well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over Right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34
Oak tree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my
gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oak tree Blvd.
in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in
time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of
six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.

hehehehe i think we should try this out on that Genasty bitch........hehehehehe Devil Flames

butterfly39 · Posted: Jun Tue 26, 2007 8:36 am Post subject:

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Do you want to meet in chatroom tonight to talk. Does anyone want to meet in chatroom tonight to talk? I'm est. 9:00p.m. or anytime after that is good for me. Let me know.

Aedryan Methyus · Posted: Jun Tue 26, 2007 12:27 pm Post subject:

Myself and a couple others were in the chat room all night....
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butterfly39 · Posted: Jun Tue 26, 2007 12:48 pm Post subject:

Guess i'll just have to pop in tonight and see who's there. Thanks.

em · Posted: Jun Tue 26, 2007 6:28 pm Post subject:

hey, Butterfly39

Yeah i am on here most of the day and most nights checking in so yeah no worries would love to have a chat......i am just hoping that my work computer will support Aedryans new chat room....fingers crossed!!! Very Happy