From A&E Paranormal State forum. Was promptly deleted

[JenaFL]

>> By a skeptic I mean someone who can be professional and at least try to find another reason for odd occurences. Not really someone who disbelieves everything and tries to foil the group<<

OK. I can do this.... just give me the chance.. TV.... movie stars.... pockets full of money.... groupies! YAY GROUPIES! I *can* do this! Allow me to audition.

Hi folks! We're here at the Boofengoobber's Trailer Park and Hideaway Inn right offa infamous route 66, the devil's freeway itself. It was originally route 666 but Jerry Falwell's grandpappy took a dislike to it so a 6 was dropped. This is a fact, Google it. Just make sure you make the PRS website your homepage first and only Giggle, er ah Google, within the site itself. And here comes Ryan and ol' Chiperoo now. Mrs.Boofengoobber claims that every night about 3am she gets this cold chill that runs down the back of her leg. What do you think it is Chippy? "Well, it could be that she's a wettin' herself a bit or maybe that excessive seepage thingamabob?" Ryan: "no Chippy!, it's that *demon* that follows me around all the time. Right?" "Oh yea yea... that's right Master Buell... It's that Matt Damon"! "No not Matt Damon Chipster, MY DEMON! "Oh yea yea... sure thing...I remember.. mumble mumble". We're now inside the 'quarter wide' in the children's bedroom. What do you think that is lurking under the covers Ryan? "Well, it could be anything, anything at all but it's probably a DEMON!" EIALIBILABIALIBAILEIALIBILABIALIBAI. Well, I'm not so sure Ryan. Maybe we should take a closer look. Elfie? Could I have the flashlight please? "Huh what?" The flashlight, gimme the flashlight. "uhhhhhhhhhhh". Ah jeeze! CUT CUT CUT! WTF Elfie, all ya gotta do is remember the friggin' flashlight and wave that phony Oscar doll around in the air every now and then and..... where's the rest of the team? "Uhh... they're out in the van rollin' up a fatty". Jeeeze! Ok, let's just light a candle. Annndddd ACTION! Elfie has the candle lit and Ryan is pulling back the covers. What do you see Ryan? "A DEMON!" EIALIBILABIALIBAILEIALIBILABIALIBAI. Oh crap Ryan! Move over and let me look. WTF Ryan? That's Chippy's thigh and that thing is... is.... a herpe blister, ya little preppy twerp! *&^%$%^&%#*&%$ CUT CUT CUT I can't do this! I tried... I tried really really hard.... Go put some salve on that and... no.... no don't touch me! I can't do this. Whaaaa??? Oh yea, groupies! YAY GROUPIES! Annndddd ACTION!............. stay tuned!

[Aedryan Methyus]

LMFAO! Thanks for sharing that with us.... That's good stuff!
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[ffmedic752]

Thank you so much for that. I did needed a good laugh.